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quotes[0]='Wikipedia states that Pie \'n\' Mash has been highlighted in recent modern culture with a mention in the Chas & Dave song \'That\'s What I Like\', where they mention \'pie and mash in liquor\'.'

quotes[1]='In the \'Only Fools and Horses\' episode \'A Slow Bus To Chingford\', Rodney, upon the subject of Del Boy admiring art and being \'a Renaissance Man\' states: \'Last week, down the Pie and Eel Shop, Del shook the international art world to its very foundations by stating, quite openly, that Michaelangelo was a wally-brain\'.'

quotes[2]='In the 1979 WHO film Quadrophenia, an early scene between Jimmy (Phil Daniels) and an old schoolfriend, Kevin (Ray Winstone) that takes place in a Shepherd\'s Bush \'Pie and Mash Shop\'. This shop is Cookes, at 48 Goldhawk Road W12 8DH, London, the South End to Shepherd\'s Bush market.  At a guess, as some members of The Who are from the area, it was probably used in the film due to them once regularly using it.'

quotes[3]='In the Mighty Boosh episode \'Eels\', after reminiscing about Naboo\'s second hand shop previously being a \'Pie and Mash\' shop run by \'Elsie Eel\', an evil cockney sets terrifying eels on Howard and demands protection money. It also features the lyrics \'It\'s a mash up! Pie and mash up!\' from the Eels song in the same episode.'

quotes[4]='Steve Jones, guitarist of the infamous band \'The Sex Pistols\', frequently pines for \'pie and mash\' on his lunchtime radio show, which is based in California USA, and is said to devour great quantities of \'pie and mash\' when he returns to good old blighty.'

quotes[5]='One of the most famous sportsmen and fashion icons in the World cites his favourite food as Pie \'n\' Mash - David Beckham! A London boy born and bred, shame he never played for the best team in London, even though his Granddad supported them! Curious? Anyway, don\'t let anyone tell you that Pie \'n\' Mash with liquor is bad for you - have you seen those photos? It\'s obvious that what spinach will do for Popeye, Pie \'n\' Mash will do for you - it\'ll tune your body into being that of a fashion icon, a sex symbol and a World class sportsman! All we have to do is win the World Cup and Pie \'n\' Mash will be the reason why!'

quotes[6]='Some people like to upturn their pie so the top crust is soaked in the delicious liquor! If you haven\'t tried it yet, why not give it a go?'

quotes[7]='Vinegar is always the favourite condiment for Pie \'n\' Mash. Dash it on your mash, dash it on your pie and dash it in your liquor - then cut your pie with a spoon and let the juices of the pie mingle with the liquor! Where the liquor enters your pie, that is the point of attack!'

quotes[8]='Although ordinary vinegar is the favourite condiment for Pie \'n\' Mash, some people like chilli vinegar! Also a favourite with jellied and stewed eels!'

quotes[9]='It may not have been seen by many, but it\'s been heard that some people may put tomato sauce on their Pie \'n\' Mash. The general census of opinion is that they are dirty buggers and heathens that should be burnt at the stake!'

quotes[10]='Did you know that Pie \'n\' Mash is rhyming slang for \'crash\'? Then again you could use it for \'cash\'. Know any more?  Let us know!'



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